What if a cat saw a rat in a hat;
Would he wonder what’s up with that?
Would he murmur, “How pretty.”
Or say something witty,
If a cat saw a rat in a hat.

What if a dog saw a hog on a log,
As he went out one morning to jog?
Would he give a loud bark,
Or just jog on his mark,
If a dog saw a hog on a log?

What if a goose saw a moose drinking juice;
Would he ask if his antlers were loose?
Would he flutter and sputter
And utter and mutter
If a goose saw a moose drinking juice?

What if a hare saw a bear with no hair;
Would he offer him something to wear?
Would he say “Gorgeous Day”
Or just scamper away,
If a hare saw a bear with no hair.